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11:37pm September 30, 2014
nothing-but-white-noise:

everywriterneedsinspiration:

I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.

200k plus and counting ^^

nothing-but-white-noise:

everywriterneedsinspiration:

I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.

200k plus and counting ^^

10:53pm September 30, 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

I just bought the Crib Dribbler on Amazon for $7.46. I can’t wait for Christmas. This made my whole day.

10:29pm September 30, 2014

thepsychoemoreport:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tyleroakley:

THE ACCURACY IS OVERWHELMING.

The most perfect description of Sarah Palin I’ve ever seen O.O;

READ TO FILTH!

It took about eight minutes of uninterrupted laughter before I could read this to my friend, at which point I burst out laughing again in the middle of Stewart’s two sentences, then choked out the rest amidst actual tears of mirth.

10:06pm September 30, 2014

aph-satan:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!

9:59pm September 30, 2014

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

3:45pm September 30, 2014

mowilleno:

a moment of silence for esl people who have spoken english for so long that they forgot how to speak their native language

Honestly I feel that is a conscious decision. I have been speaking almost nothing but English for the last 20 years (I move to NYC from Ukraine when I was 8). But I made sure not to forget how to speak, read and write in Russian. Because it’s important to remember your roots. And knowing a language other than English is actually hella beneficial in life.

3:09am September 30, 2014

jean-grey-o-lantern:

So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”

They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.

Look at this

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You can donate to protesters’ legal defense and bail here

Reblogging for the donate link!

1:36am September 30, 2014

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Stolen from my wife’s Facebook page but golly gee whiz I could not agree more! <3

9:45pm September 29, 2014
Anonymous asked: Hey! Would you be able to give me some advice on sex toy options for beginners (like i've never used one before)? To use during sex for a girl that has trouble climaxing...If you don't feel comfortable giving this sort of advice, don't worry - just thought i'd ask anon cause i'm embarrassed. Thanks :)

frenchbreadrecovery:

4357milesisnothing:

Well to be honest, the only one that I own is a cheap thing from Spencers. It gets the job done, but it isn’t exactly a good toy. If you would like to come off anon (which I know might be difficult, but I promise, I don’t judge), we can try to come up with a solution for you! 
-Chelsea

Let this anon know I can give them advice

Babeland.com. You’re all welcome. 

2:41pm September 29, 2014

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

.

.

That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

2:39pm September 29, 2014

 Bi’ev is a massive hypocrite.

calleo:

He’ll happily ignore his own apprentices unless they get incredibly loud and embarrassing, but otherwise lets them do whatever on the comms. Hell, he’ll even suggest people who point out their annoying behavior ‘lighten up’ a bit.

Someone else’s? “WHY DON’T YOU MUZZLE THAT FUCKING THING OR…

I feel like he would be a blast to RP with for that reason exactly.

11:51am September 29, 2014

It already snowed in Montana.

THIS WINTER IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC.

Save yourselves! ><;

11:07pm September 28, 2014

frenchbreadrecovery:

katvondworld:

Kat Von D wearing her new lipstick line - Studded Kiss 

I need vampiria
kayteasworld

But what about the upper left repeat, the red with the golden hue, which one is that? D: