Theme
3:51am July 23, 2014

calleo:

ayefuckmepapi:

nudityandnerdery:

thegfe:

hidden-ustulations:

sheepoflunacy:

reallifekink:

BEHOLD:
Fake “dom” VERSES trained empowered sub.
Know the difference!
Thanks to LH for allowing Me to post this. 
😘
D.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

True. Everyone needs to take note, just because you identify as a submissive, doesn’t mean that you have to follow through on everything. Stick up for yourself. If something doesn’t seem right, it probably isn’t.

This is like every guy on collarme

Excellent example of how a sub should handle things. Fuck so-called doms who think this how it’s supposed to be.

Ughhhhh this is so fucking disgusting. This guy is nothing more than a rapist masquerading as a Dom claiming to be kinky. Fuck people like this, dude. Subs are still human beings and a good partner knows no means no.

Ever want to know what someone who doesn’t have a dominant bone in their entire body sounds like? That guy up there.

There are way too many guys who act like that under he pretense of being a “Dom”. What a piece of shit. I hope he gets syphilis. 

3:15am July 23, 2014

Stolen from altheterrible.

Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
HAH!

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Going back to Georgia August 8th or 9th.

Ever receive a really long apology?
No but I’ve given one.

What were you doing at 7:45 AM?
Having a nightmare.

Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?
On the side. 

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
The person I live with.

How many tattoos would you like to have?
I actually want three but I don’t think I’ll ever even get one.

Would you be mad if your best friend dated your crush?
Crush? No. Love of my life? Yeah, kinda.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Yeah, in Georgia.

What was the last thing you drank?
Watered down Russian fruit juice.

Do you laugh a lot?
Not really but when I do laugh it’s obnoxious.

Do you have a dog?
Yeah! CoCo. My shnoodle.

Do you like orange juice?
I love all kinds of juice as long as it’s pulp free.

Would you rather have big or small dogs?
Small, I think, easier to handle.

Have you ever slept in someone else’s bed?
Several occasions, yep.

When was the last time you cried?
Like an hour ago, ugh.

Are you over the age of 25?
Unfortunately. I’m almost 30. Hork.

Do you like your first name?
I guess, I dunno, it doesn’t really matter much.

Tell me about the shirt your wearing:
I’m not wearing a goddamn thing. It’s hot as hell and I can’t turn the a/c on because we just groomed my dog so she gets cold. Yeah.

Have you ever glued your fingers together?
Yes, whilst gluing fake nails on, it happens literally every time.

What time did you go to bed last night?
Around 3:00 AM.

Do you wear glasses?
Only sunglasses but even when it’s cloudy out because my eyes, while perfect, are absurdly sensitive.

Are you there for your friends?
I try to be but I fall off the grid during bouts of bad depression and that tends to ruin things.

Who is the boy you trust most?
The MAN I trust most is named Devon. Which is saying something. Because I haven’t really trusted anyone since I was about 12.

Which girl do you trust the most?
The WOMAN I trust most is my grandmother.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like?
Not even a little bit.

What woke you up this morning?
My alarm but it was 1 PM.

Do you/have you ever liked/been in love with someone older than you?
I have liked people older than me but interestingly enough the only people I’ve been in love with were all younger. By a lot. I wonder what that means.

Did you enjoy your summer?
I hate summer, I don’t handle heat any better than cold.

How’s your heart lately?
I have literally never checked it. Maybe I should… Wait, do you mean romantically? It’s fine, LoL.

Are you planning to go see a movie anytime soon?
Actually yeah, I’m trying to see the new ape movie, and we’ll watch Lucy when I’m down in Georgia ‘cause it looks soooo great!

Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever?
Please no or I will have to prematurely end it.

Are you a jealous person?
I am and it’s messed up because I’m also polyamorous. It’s something I am working on.

Do you think “I love you” are strong words?
Yes but most people these days throw them around like it’s nothing and thusly devalue them. I, however, will not say them unless I absolutely mean it.

Are you ready to get out of this town?
YES. Oh my fuck. I cannot move to Georgia soon enough I swear.

Have you had alcohol in the last 48 hours?
I actually haven’t had a drop of alcohol in literal years but I’m gonna run out of a very necessary medication soon and will need to drink until I get the prescription refilled so that should be interesting.

Do you currently have a hickey?
LoL? No.

Would you rather live without music or without the TV?
Music. That’s kind of fucked up, I know. But TV is what I rely on [quite heavily, I might add] whenever my depression or anxiety flares up so it would be really foolish to give up what I use in lieu of therapy/medication.

1:35am July 23, 2014

nerdybloke:

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

image

thanks grandma

Grandma knows what’s up

No she doesn’t, Durex sucks, Trojan or GTFO. :P

11:21pm July 22, 2014

unlessed:

promo me im 10 away from 1k

…I don’t even have 160 I mean how do people even get that many followers…

9:45pm July 22, 2014
calleo:

Automated alternatives still need people to keep them tuned up and operating properly, not to mention fix them when they inevitably break or get a screen shattered by some dumbass who thinks hitting electronics makes them work.
And tech workers in the US look at $15/hr and walk away laughing in most areas of the country.
Especially California.

But not everybody is a tech worker. There are a lot of people who, for whatever reason, lack a useful set of skills and those minimum wage service jobs are their only way to support themselves and/or their families. So this is still a very scary thing.

calleo:

Automated alternatives still need people to keep them tuned up and operating properly, not to mention fix them when they inevitably break or get a screen shattered by some dumbass who thinks hitting electronics makes them work.

And tech workers in the US look at $15/hr and walk away laughing in most areas of the country.

Especially California.

But not everybody is a tech worker. There are a lot of people who, for whatever reason, lack a useful set of skills and those minimum wage service jobs are their only way to support themselves and/or their families. So this is still a very scary thing.

9:42pm July 22, 2014

“Alcohol makes you feel the way you should feel without alcohol.”

— 

(via nudelip)

Happy

(via moon-tanned)

Drunk

(via aramblingambler)

As do drugs.

3:03am July 22, 2014

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

Reblogged by tumblr.viewer
2:40am July 22, 2014

crankybucky:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

1:05am July 22, 2014

 http://calleo.tumblr.com/post/92503606604/hearmemeep-replied-to-your-post-hearmemeep

calleo:

hearmemeep replied to your post: “hearmemeep replied to your post:It’s pretty gross to find out someone…”:
He didn’t say he was a pedophile. He was playing the devil’s advocate and . empathizing with them (go back and re-read the post - his kinks aren’t kids). But even defending it…

Could not have said it better myself.

1:03am July 22, 2014

kravemychocolatekurves:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow us

This here! To all you selfish idiots leaving your children in the car. This should be your punishment for the rest of your life and without water.

I literally don’t understand how anyone can leave their child or pet in a hot car. My mind is physically incapable of processing what could possibly be the thought process behind such an action. It’s just completely unfathomable to me and I think anyone that does that should be locked in a car in the exact same fashion and be left to slowly die that way because it is honestly no less than they deserve. Also if I ever see such an occurrence I will break your car window and call the police. I am so not kidding.

11:50pm July 21, 2014

warcraftadventures:

I could make one for cheaper than 25 bucks. and yes I’m ignoring the comment because probably trolling

Do it, and sell them on Etsy or something, I’d totally buy one!

11:48pm July 21, 2014

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

This is completely true. Everyone says that only your junior year is important. Well that’s bull because colleges look at your entire high school transcript and even if you got all straight As your junior year they take into account your grades from all the other years. I screwed myself by slacking off sophomore and senior years. Do yourselves a favor and do not make my mistakes.

10:45pm July 21, 2014
lady-daedalus:

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

Thor is already a beautiful Disney princess what are you talking about

lady-daedalus:

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

Thor is already a beautiful Disney princess what are you talking about

10:39pm July 21, 2014

relevantmoose:

tomorrowsofyesterday:

So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
image

which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

image

"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

Aaajhhhhgggggg

10:18pm July 21, 2014

cubebreaker:

In his series, The Good Badlands, photographer Guy Tal seeks to show us that though it is often hidden, and may only appear briefly, there is delicate and subtle beauty in abundance for any viewer with patience and desire.