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1:35am July 31, 2014

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

1:33am July 31, 2014

“I can’t leave you. You’re the only person I love on Mondays and I fucking hate everyone on Mondays. I can’t give that up.”

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(via krystallballerrr)

Fuck could you just stop stealing my posts

(via frenchbreadrecovery)

1:32am July 31, 2014

“if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”

— (via solacity)
1:31am July 31, 2014
11:18pm July 30, 2014

lokithesnarkworld:

my position on 50 shades of grey: it is literally trash and I absolutely loathe it. I will do my utmost not to judge you if you like it, but if I had the power I would burn every copy of that book in existence. it makes a mockery of bdsm and is a banner of rape culture. I want it destroyed.

11:16pm July 30, 2014
lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

True story. If I’m the little spoon I want your boner to poke me. I mean I wouldn’t be spooning with you to begin with if I wasn’t attracted to you so.

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

True story. If I’m the little spoon I want your boner to poke me. I mean I wouldn’t be spooning with you to begin with if I wasn’t attracted to you so.

11:13pm July 30, 2014

catoncoals:

As anyone that follows my blog knows: I had two major surgeries in the past month; I’m out of work for at least another three months.
We’re short on rent and utilities, so I need to turn it out; this is the first time I’ve been open since December, and likely will close again after the new queue.

Even if you cannot purchase a commission, a Signal Boost is greatly appreciated.



11:10pm July 30, 2014
10:58pm July 30, 2014

 http://sarcoptid.tumblr.com/post/93262341553/tickatocka-some-fun-sex-tropes-laughing

tickatocka:

some fun sex tropes:

  • laughing during sex
  • and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
  • sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
  • kissing to stay quiet
  • biting to stay quiet
  • one person meticulously doing…

Laughing during sex is amazing. Especially when something keeps going wrong like the cock keeps slipping out or something. And you just can’t stop cracking up. So you give up for a while and just lay on each other and giggle. And then hug and kiss and get turned on again and keep going.

9:23pm July 30, 2014
lapindesneiges:

sluttiest-virgin:

glittergaysandgore:

*drools*

I thought this was icecream. This is not icecream. I’m gonna cry

the internet is such a disgusting place

lapindesneiges:

sluttiest-virgin:

glittergaysandgore:

*drools*

I thought this was icecream. This is not icecream. I’m gonna cry

the internet is such a disgusting place

9:02pm July 30, 2014

asylum-art:

Dietmar Voorworld is an artist who takes rocks, pebbles and leaves he finds in nature and turns them into memorable pieces of circular land art.

 

8:34pm July 30, 2014
insanelygaming:

Wrecking Pokeball
Created by Kris Villano

insanelygaming:

Wrecking Pokeball

Created by Kris Villano

8:47pm July 28, 2014

kazifer:

sandorandthehounds:

byronpunk:

jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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This is amazing

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And then we have this innocent soul:

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Those tags need to be links to the fics because I won’t believe it until I read it and scar myself for life firsthand.