y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
my position on 50 shades of grey: it is literally trash and I absolutely loathe it. I will do my utmost not to judge you if you like it, but if I had the power I would burn every copy of that book in existence. it makes a mockery of bdsm and is a banner of rape culture. I want it destroyed.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
True story. If I’m the little spoon I want your boner to poke me. I mean I wouldn’t be spooning with you to begin with if I wasn’t attracted to you so.
As anyone that follows my blog knows: I had two major surgeries in the past month; I’m out of work for at least another three months.
We’re short on rent and utilities, so I need to turn it out; this is the first time I’ve been open since December, and likely will close again after the new queue.
Even if you cannot purchase a commission, a Signal Boost is greatly appreciated.
some fun sex tropes:
- laughing during sex
- and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
- sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
- kissing to stay quiet
- biting to stay quiet
- one person meticulously doing…
Laughing during sex is amazing. Especially when something keeps going wrong like the cock keeps slipping out or something. And you just can’t stop cracking up. So you give up for a while and just lay on each other and giggle. And then hug and kiss and get turned on again and keep going.
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags
just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends
installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made
This is amazing
And then we have this innocent soul:
Those tags need to be links to the fics because I won’t believe it until I read it and scar myself for life firsthand.